Her burgeoning stomach
Caused passersby to stare
Shaped like a hummock
She felt only the impair

Before the diagnosis
She was fond of his kiss
After the meiosis
She had become a tmesis 

Burgeon (verb)

to send forth new growth, sprout, bloom; to grow and expand rapidly, flourish

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Tmesis (noun)

the interpolation of one of more words between the parts of a compound world, as be thou ware for beware or abso-freakin-lutely

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Evident lighting 
strike when afflatus reward
turn words orgulous.

Afflatus (noun)

a divine imparting of knowledge or power, inspiration

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Orgulous (adjective)

haughty; proud

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Harry was too polite but Hermione importuned the poor child on his lineage.  “The teknonymy is too obvious,” she spoke with haste, “only a man named after a dumbledore would name a child born in the States 'Dixie Bee'."

Dumbledore (noun)

a bumblebee

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Importune (verb)

to press or urge with troublesome persistence; to request or beg for urgently; annoy, trouble

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Teknonymy (noun)

the custom of naming a parent after their child

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 Symposiarch speaks:
 Your volition is removed
 Drink, drink, make merry!

Symposiarch (noun)

a toastmaster, one who presides over a drinking party

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Volition (noun)

the power of choosing or determining, an act of making a choice or decision

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 Acquisitive of
 summer heat, lemonade
 the strawhat theatre.

Acquisitive (adjective)

strongly desirous of acquiring and possessing

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Strawhat (adjective)

of or relating to a summer theatre situated outside an urban or metropolitan area

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His solution was less
deus ex machina  
 and more 
ex cathedra 
contraption.  

Contraption (noun)

device, gadget

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Ex cathedra (adverb / adjective)

from the seat of authority; with authority

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