Your snooting of my feeling I have come to know

An excursion from my heart to you I devote
This, my darling, is an end not a grace note 

Excusion (noun)

a going out or forth : expedition, a usually brief pleasure trip; deviation from a direct, definite, or proper course; especially : digression; a movement outward and back or from a mean position or axis; also : the distance traversed : amplitude

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Grace note (noun)

an additional note introduced as an embellishment and not essential to the harmony or the melody of a piece

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Snoot (verb)

to behave disdainfully toward; condescend to

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You wish to chivy my heart into your ideal
Accuse me of hyperbolic distress and woe
My newly born temerity is real 

Chivy (verb)

to tease or annoy with persistent petty attacks; to move or obtain by small maneuvers

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Hyperbolic (adjective)

exaggerated

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Temerity (adjective)

excessive confidence or boldness; audacity

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Your misnomer of love is only deceit
Ignominious omphaloskepsis devotion
Removes from our tryst everything once sweet 

Ignominious (adjective)

deserving or causing public disgrace or shame; humiliating

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Misnomer (noun)

the misnaming of a person in a legal instrument; a use of a wrong or inappropriate name

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Omphaloskepsis (noun)

contemplation of one’s navel as part of a mystical exercise; navel-gazing

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A punditocracy of love you throw my way
Ethereal words, empty, brittle, lacking wit.

Learn, my love, not to be a spruiker of emotion 

Ethereal (adjective)

of or relating to the regions beyond the earth, celestial, heavenly, unworldly, spiritual; lacking material substance: immaterial, intangible; relating to, containing, or resembling a chemical ether

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Punditocracy (noun)

influential media pundits collectively

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Spruik (verb)

to speak in public on a particular topic, to ‘hold forth’; spec. to attract custom to a show, shop, etc., by speaking outside the premises; to act as a spruiker

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Brandish your love, my darling, every day
Yet my heart is a xeric, cavernous empty pit 

Brandish (verb)

to shake or wave (something, such as a weapon) menacingly; to exhibit in an ostentatious or aggressive manner

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Cavernous (adjective)

resembling a cavern, as in depth, vastness, or effect

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Xeric (adjective)

of, relating to, or adapted to a dry environment

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There once was woman in an office
Whose beadledom was always cautious.
To satiate her ego with winks
She’d always buy the drinks
Until she met a hustler who made her nauseous 

Beadledom (noun)

a gratuitous or officious display of exercise of authority, as by petty officials.

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Hustler (noun)

a skilled player, esp. at pool or billiards, who cheats other players by pretending to be an average player and then challenging them to play for money

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Satiate (verb)

to satisfy (a need, a desire, etc.) fully or to excess

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There once was boy who poked at dragons
Discurring through cubicles he imagines
His golden argument
With the corner office occupant
Now his job is no longer miscible with his passions  

Discur (transitive verb)

to run through; to traverse.Used in a limerick

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Golden (adjective)

indicating the fiftieth event of a series

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Miscible (adjective)

capable of being mixed; specifically: capable of mixing in any ratio without separation of two phases

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There once was an eccentric boy
Whose garniture and cruft provided joy
Broken angels and balls
Over stuffed dolls
Only his plebeian parents it would annoy 

Eccentric (adjective)

departing from a recognized, conventional, or established norm or pattern; (noun) One that deviates markedly from an established norm, especially a person of odd or unconventional behavior

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Garniture (noun)

embellishment, trimming; a set of decorative objects (such as vases, urns, or clocks)

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Plebeian (adjective)

common, commonplace, or vulgar

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There once was a beautiful lady
Whose ways were dexterous and weighty
Donnybrook displays
Followed her all days
Until she could afford a Mercedes 

Dexterous (adjective)

skillful in the use of the hands. Having mental skill or adroitness; clever. Done with dexterity

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Donnybrook (noun)

an inordinately wild fight or contentious dispute; brawl; free-for-all.

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Smite (verb)

to strike sharply or heavily especially with the hand or an implement held in the hand; to kill or severely injure by so striking; to cause to strike; to affect as if by striking; captivate, take

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There once was a plaintive cry
From a man who thought he’d die
He wrongly subitized the rent
So his impugning wife went
To see if a new husband she could buy 

Impugn (transitive verb)

to attack as false or questionable; challenge in argument

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Plaintive (adjective)

expressive of suffering or woe : melancholy

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Subitize (verb)

to make an immediate and accurate reckoning of the number of items in a group or sample without needing to pause and actually count them.

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