With jowls grieving in heavy deed.
Spoonersims stumble his speech, consternation freed

Consternation (noun)

a sudden, alarming amazement or dread that results in utter confusion; dismay

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Jowl (noun)

a fullness and looseness of the flesh of the lower cheek and jaw (characteristic of aging); the jaw in vertebrates that is hinged to open the mouth

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Spoonerism (noun)

a transposition of usually initial sounds of two or more words (as in tons of soil for sons of toil)

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To gravitas he lacks, solipsism his aid.

Fiduciary need of troubles laid

Fiduciary (adjective)

of, relating to, or involving a confidence or trust: such as held or founded in trust or confidence, holding in trust, depending on public confidence for value or currency

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Gravitas (noun)

dignity, seriousness, or solemnity in manner.

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Solipsism (noun)

extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one’s feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption

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Bon vivant dressed only in gold brocade
Comprises each soiree in envy and greed
Remarks soft and incendiary plead 

Bon vivant (noun)

a person who lives luxuriously and enjoys good food and drink.

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Comprise (verb)

to be made up of; compose, constitute; to include especially within a particular scope

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Incendiary (adjectivity)

designed to cause fires

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Bona fides aside, absconded from the scene,
His quite manner and confidence let them agree
With the red lines all coming back clean
In the silence all that is left is a squee 

Abscond (verb)

to depart secretly and hide oneself

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Bona fides (adjective)

good faith; absence of fraud or deceit; the state of being exactly as claims or appearances indicate

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Squee (verb)

of a person: to utter a high-pitched squealing sound expressive of delight or excitement

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Dear developer
Martinet of the whiteboard
No banalize gifs

Given a problem
When headphones on, caffeine flows
Then brilliance abounds

Forgive demonym
You forgot introductions
Before programming 

Banalize (verb)

to render or make devoid of freshness or originality; trivialize

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Demonym (noun)

a general descriptive name used by a writer as a pen name, e.g. ‘An Amateur’, ‘An English Gentleman;A multiple stanza

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Martinet (noun)

a strict disciplinarian; a person who stresses a rigid adherence to the details of forms and methods

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Augurs the storm
Wiredrawing global warming
Cannot assuage doom 

Assuage (verb)

to make milder or less severe; relieve; ease; mitigate;to appease, satisfy, or relieve; to soothe or calm

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Augur (verb)

to foretell especially from omens; to give promise of : presage

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Wiredraw (verb)

to strain unwarrantably, as in meaning

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Sanguine wind stirs hair
Irascible weather yields
Vacation boobery 

Boobery (noun)

the action or fact of doing something foolish, especially making foolish mistakes; foolishness, stupidity. Also: an instance of this; a foolish act or thing

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Irascible (adjective)

marked by hot temper and easily provoked anger

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Sanguine (adjective)

cheerfully optimistic, hopeful, or confident

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Peacherino fox
Bricoleur of desuetude
Trees made safe and warm 

Bricoleur (noun)

a person who performs a variety of manual jobs; someone who fixes things in an ingenious manner

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Desuetude (noun)

discontinuance from use or exercise : disuse

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Peacherino (noun)

a person or thing that is especially attractive, liked, or enjoyed

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Ere Fall’s majesty
Electorates wangle, lead
To winter’s sorrow 

Electorate (noun)

the body of persons entitled to vote in an election

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Ere (preposition)

before (earlier in time)

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Wangle (verb)

to resort to trickery; to adjust or manipulate for personal or fraudulent ends; to make or get by devious means : finagle

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