Inkhorn hustler, Embellishes the afflatus, discurres donnish flair!
Controverted over rooms cluttered, the connoisseur of drink, dish, and talk And his obfuscated wife, shuttered and fearful of who gawked.
Connoisseur (noun)
WordSmith
An expert who is knowledgeable enough to pass critical judgment in a field, especially in fine arts, cuisines, etc.
Controvert (verb)
Dictionary.com
To argue about; debate; discuss
Obfuscate (verb)
WordThink
Render obscure, unclear, or unintelligible. Bewilder (someone).
Recondite heart fluttered and wild In trepidation of words unuttered. To her calliblephary he never smiled, Wordlessly he sighed, nothing muttered.
Calliblephary (noun)
Oxford English Dictionary
A cosmetic for enhancing the appearance of the eyes; eyeshadow
Recondite (adjective)
Merriam-Webster
Difficult or impossible for one of ordinary understanding or knowledge to comprehend : deep; of, relating to, or dealing with something little known or obscure; hidden from sight : concealed
Trepidation (noun)
Wordthink
A feeling of fear or agitation about something that may or may not actually happen
The Spenserian sonnet: ABAB BCBC CDCD EE
Please forgive this brief vignette
Uttered from my tear soaked lip,
Undulating in my breast, beset
With my macabre apocalypse.
Upon a dreary crag I met an angry maiden
Ignominy stained even her requiescat
Lackadaisical in stance, eyes grief laden,
Abandoned by society, upon the ground she spat.
She sought a respite from the evil of man
Pontificating sinners, wagging fingers,
Faithless friends, drunk father armed with rattan,
From this society she ran. Yet still she lingers.
Now a lugubrious phantasm, she was once a base
Hag. Famous man and his sycophant sent
To destroy. They couldn’t even look upon her face,
An arrow through her to leave her body rent.
They were warned.
Apocryphal words uttered from an unhinged mind.
They were warned.
The liliputian thigh bone they should not find.
Anthropology will trace this line
Through sobriquet of majesty and refinement
And find only gewgaw remains of the once fine
Bullies and villains sending innocence to consignment
Conan found the bone.
Insular, impermutable fool
Conan broke the bone.
Harrowing act so cruel
The palaver of warriors at their drink
Voracious in their want of praise
Missed the tiny hairy worm slink.
Like chilblains it grew to a brilliant blaze.
Picayune worm discounted by all,
Grew by Sisyphean determination
Magnanimous nature destroyed by gall
Of the heroes murderous celebration.
Caoranach grew from worm betrayed,
Evocative, lyric pain she displayed,
To cast down a woman, the heroes paid
With salutary destruction of all unswayed.
Froward monster began to plunder
The heroes’ devoir: the peasants’ cattle
Antipathy was her drive to sunder
Loyal citizens against the heroes in battle.
Locals angry clarfart Conan blamed.
His listless propensity, turning again
To his drink, the locals inflamed.
The monster or Conan must be slain!
One fait accompli led to another.
All the stories told is of Conan’s bravery.
Indolent man, jumped to kill the mother,
Lacuna of his own sin, commits to knavery.
Incongruous rage filled the drunk knight,
He grabbed his armor and sword:
Unmoved by her matronly light,
Her sentient existence again ignored.
Callow fool he plunged into her mouth
His valorous sword put to cruel deed.
Opprobious fool his actions couth,
Life fled and Caoranach left to bleed.
Now I stand, unwilling apoclyptician,
Upon this crag, gongoozler of her eternal bed
Crepuscular maiden her story now my mission
Points to rocks by her blood still red.
Now I stand, unwilling apoclyptician, Upon this crag, gongoozler of her eternal bed Crepuscular maiden her story now my mission Points to rocks by her blood still red.
Apocalyptician (noun)
a person who believes in, promulgates, or interprets the prophecies of the Apocalypse. Also: a person who foresees imminent disaster, esp. on a global scale.
Oxford English Dictionary
Crepuscular (adjective)
like twilight; dim
The New York Times
Gongoozler (noun)
an idle spectator.
WordSmith
Callow fool he plunged into her mouth His valorous sword put to cruel deed. Opprobious fool his actions couth, Life fled and Caoranach left to bleed.
Callow (adjective)
Young and inexperienced
The New York Times
Opprobrious (adjective)
Disgraceful; shameful
Wordthink
Valorous (adjective)
Courageous; brave; bold.
Wordsmith
Incongruous rage filled the drunk knight, He grabbed his armor and sword: Unmoved by her matronly light, Her sentient existence again ignored.
Incongruous (adjective)
Lacking congruity: as not harmonious : incompatible, not conforming : disagreeing, inconsistent within itself, lacking propriety : unsuitable
Merriam-Webster
Matronly (adjective)
Stately; dignified. Characteristic of a mature, plump, unfashionable woman.
WordSmith
Sentient (adjective)
Characterized by sensation and consciousness. Able to perceive or feel things
WordThink
One fait accompli led to another. All the stories told is of Conan’s bravery. Indolent man, jumped to kill the mother, Lacuna of his own sin, commits to knavery.
Fait accompli (noun)
An irreversible accomplishment
The New York Times
Indolent (adjective)
Lazy, lethargic, averse to exertion; Painless or causing little pain; slow to develop or heal. Used in medicine, for example, indolent ulcer.
WordSmtih
Lacuna (noun)
A gap or missing part, as in a manuscript, series, or logical argument; hiatus.
Dictionary.com
Locals angry clarfart Conan blamed. His listless propensity, turning again To his drink, the locals inflamed. The monster or Conan must be slain!
Clatfart (verb)
Intransitive: To gossip, to tittle-tattle; to chatter idly or pointlessly.
Oxford English Dictionary
Also transitive: To reveal (information, esp. a secret) by speaking indiscreetly.
Listless (adjective)
Devoid of energy or enthusiasm.
WordSmith
Propensity (noun)
An inclination or natural tendency to behave in a particular way.
WordThink
Froward monster began to plunder The heroes’ devoir: the peasants’ cattle Antipathy was her drive to sunder Loyal citizens against the heroes in battle.
Antipathy (noun)
A deep-seated feeling of dislike; aversion.
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Devoir (noun)
Something for which a person is responsible; duty.
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Froward (adjective)
Difficult to deal with; contrary.
WordSmith
Caoranach grew from worm betrayed, Evocative, lyric pain she displayed, To cast down a woman, the heroes paid With salutary destruction of all unswayed.
Evocative (adjective)
Bringing strong memories, images, or feelings to mind.
WordThink
Lyric (adjective)
Suitable for singing to the lyre or for being set to music and sung; of, relating to, or being drama set to music; especially : operatic; expressing direct usually intense personal emotion especially in a manner suggestive of song; exuberant, rhapsodic; of an opera singer : having a light voice and a melodic style
Merriam-Webster
Salutary (adjective)
Promoting or conducive to some beneficial purpose; wholesome.
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