Known by the rich as a sartorial man
I saw only a heinous tan
More dyed than sun-kissed
I couldn’t see through to a taste ton-blessed
Etiquette demanded I bow low
But I knew he was a faux beau
What do you do as a great milabiliary
With a face with less man and more strawberry?
I squeezed my lips tight upon a boohoo
And declared him as beautiful as my emu
Sartorial (adjective)
of or relating to a tailor or tailored clothes
Merriam-Webster
Heinous (adjective)
extremely wicked or deeply criminal
New York Times
Etiquette (noun)
the rules indicating the proper and polite way to behave
Britannica
Mirabiliary (noun)
A person who deals in marvels; a collector of marvellous things.
Oxford English Dictionary
Boohoo (verb)
to weep noisily
Dictionary.com
Nasher: Couplets (of any length) that feature comical rhymes, including wrenched rhymes
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